I usually take two dumps at work per day. Once at 9AM and another at 4PM. Typically 10-15 minutes each time. So today during my 4PM run, I approached my second favorite stall since my favorite was occupied. Technically, the one next to my favorite was occupied but only morons use stalls next to ones already occupied (if you follow). There are six stalls and I was not about to sit next to someone else and smell their crap. I hate it when people do not space out in bathrooms...
Anyways. When I walked into my second favorite stall, it looked clogged. I flushed the toilet to check and the water rose to the brim. It almost overflowed and the clog would not clear. So, I just went into the stall next to it. A few minutes later, another person walks into the bathroom and tries to use the stall next to me The one that is already clogged. He did the same thing I did. /Flush
All of a sudden, I see water spilling over into my stall. I had to finish my number two with my feet in the air so my feet would not get wet. What do you do in that situation? If you are the flusher, do you apologize? A bit awkward. Even more awkward finishing with two legs in the air. Try it sometime. Not exactly a good feeling...
-Thundalips
April 27, 2011
April 25, 2011
Phil me up
Tracy Jordan: I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?
Jack Donaghy: I have two ears and a heart, don't I?
-Thundalips
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