Fat girls be on my whip

Nicki Minaj is the ish.

I was driving in a parking lot with my coworker and we just found a parking spot.  I pull in and we look at our watches and notice we are way too early for work.  We decide to just relax in the car for a bit.  Then this girl walked by.  She was about a deuce and a half with all kinds of spare tires.  She looked towards our direction and saw us in the car but decided to have a seat on the hood anyways.  She sat on the passenger side corner of the hood and her weight caused the back tires to lift off the ground.  My coworker leans out the window and says a few unkind words to her and she turns around and looks at him and walks away. 

We get out of the car and there's a huge dent in my hood where she sat.  I turn around to find her and she is just entering a vehicle across the lot.  I grab my tire iron from my car and chase after their car.  I step in front of it and start whaling away at the windshield and windows to no avail.  Was kind of like this:



It was sad...  But kind of funny.  Like this:



-Thundalips

Yep...

As I begin writing this it is 10:45 PM.  It is a Saturday night and I am already in bed.  This is what my life is.  This is what it always will be.

-Thundalips

Summer slump

Been feeling a little out of it lately... Weekends do not come soon enough and when they do, they just seem... Unfulfilling and unsatisfying.  Being 25, I feel like I am falling behind.  I thought my life would be more stable by now with more direction, but everything seems so uncertain.  I have no idea why I am still going to school or why I am working at a job I absolutely hate.

Being in this situation makes me realize how valuable happiness really is.  Am I becoming a hippie?  Is happiness really more important than money?  I guess it depends on how much happiness and how much money... Yea... I guess I have not changed...

For the most part, I have always been able to control my emotions rather well.  I could always suppress anger.  I could always bypass shame.  Subvert optimism, tolerate annoyances, etc.  But one thing that I could never control was depression which makes feeling like this so much harder to deal with.  I know it is normal to feel lost and blah blah blah, but this feels like so much more than that.  It goes beyond the normal realm of sadness and disappointment. 

Iamalostsheep...

-Thundalips

Fun, Fun, Fun, Fun

Big ups to the birthday boy.

First things first.  The Sharks were eliminated last week in a devastating fashion.  Another year, another disappointment.  Here are some of the upsides:

• "There's always next year..." -Sharks motto
• Most of the core players are locked up beyond the next season
• No shame in losing to a superior team
• Facing adversity will help the team grow - nothing came easy this season

Downside?

• No parade
• Longer wait for start of next season
• Guch up as restricted free agent
• More ammo for critics to call them chokers

Since school has ended, things have been fun again.  But fun means bad things for my body.  I can already see the extra calories from the alcohol affecting my body.  And my brain.  I feel slower...  But at least I am enjoying myself.  Need to start exercising a bit more to balance out the heavy drinking.  I think I drank almost everyday in the past two weeks.  And I have exercised twice.  Not good.

A lot of things have happened, but it's past midnight so I will continue this later.  I have missed you blog.  See you soon.

-Thundalips