Good day

Slept at 2:30AM and woke up at 6:30AM.  Went to work and finished my essay.  Went to class.  Had dinner with a friend.  Today was a good day.  It truly was.

-Thundalips

Crappy story

I usually take two dumps at work per day.  Once at 9AM and another at 4PM.  Typically 10-15 minutes each time.  So today during my 4PM run, I approached my second favorite stall since my favorite was occupied.  Technically, the one next to my favorite was occupied but only morons use stalls next to ones already occupied (if you follow).  There are six stalls and I was not about to sit next to someone else and smell their crap.  I hate it when people do not space out in bathrooms...

Anyways.  When I walked into my second favorite stall, it looked clogged.  I flushed the toilet to check and the water rose to the brim.  It almost overflowed and the clog would not clear.  So, I just went into the stall next to it.  A few minutes later, another person walks into the bathroom and tries to use the stall next to me  The one that is already clogged.  He did the same thing I did.  /Flush

All of a sudden, I see water spilling over into my stall.  I had to finish my number two with my feet in the air so my feet would not get wet.  What do you do in that situation?  If you are the flusher, do you apologize?  A bit awkward.  Even more awkward finishing with two legs in the air.  Try it sometime.  Not exactly a good feeling...

-Thundalips

Phil me up

Tracy Jordan: I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?
Jack Donaghy: I have two ears and a heart, don't I?

-Thundalips

Beyond saving

She kind of looks like one of my coworkers...

Dream.  I am standing in front of the biggest church I have ever seen in my life.  The steps up to the front entrance would be equivalent to more than three flights of stairs.  I am surrounded by hundreds of church-goers and everyone is slowly trickling into the church.  Chad, Andy, and I are still standing at the bottom of the steps when Jon comes walking over and says: 

"Are you going in?"

"Yeah I think so."

"You're going to love it.  There's hella hot girls in there.  Church girls are the hottest."

He starts walking in.  We stand around a little longer and Chad and Andy are trying to convince me to go in and check it out.  I am not a religious man in any sense, but I finally give in and we start walking up the stairs.  As we're walking up the hundreds of steps, an old lady who looked like a real life version of the sorceress from Beauty and the Beast start mumbling something.

As we walked by, she pointed her finger at me and said "Not all souls can be saved..."

Ominous...

We go inside and there is a sign in sheet in the lobby.  I ask Chad to sign me in and he picks up a Crayola marker.  As he uncaps it, he realizes that it is not a marker but a stamp.  I have not seen those things in ages!  We sign in and walk through the doors and see that the hundreds of people outside have withered down to about 20 people.  Where did everyone go?!  Sorcery!!! This is why I do not go to church.  They will make you disappear.

While looking for the picture above, I stumbled across this excellent post from another blogger.

http://jacksfilmblog.blogspot.com/2009_04_01_archive.html

Definitely the funniest thing I have read today.  Just brilliant.  It is a rather quick read if you have the time.  Enjoy.  Cheers.

-Thundalips

The calling

The actual song is slowed down to about three minutes.  The original sounds better...

This is probably a ridiculous notion...  Am I too old to run away from home?  How ridiculous would that be?  A 24 (almost 25) year old running away from home?  I cannot recall a time where anyone older than a high school graduate running away from home, in real life or television.  I guess that's how ridiculous it is.  I need a break.  Too bad my life cannot be contained in a Golf.  It would be easy if I could just load all my belongings and drive off somewhere...

The road is calling me.

-Thundalips