August 17, 2011
Lucid Dreams with your host: Stevey Harvey
I wake up and see Kevin walking out of the room. Still groggy, I do not bother to ask where he is off to. I sit up in bed and look over to the other bed and see a person sleeping. I look around my room and everything is where it should be. It feels like every other weekday except that Chad is in my brother's bed. My mouth starts to feel gummy and I lick the front of my teeth. What?! Braces?! Again?! I must be dreaming! At the point Chad is sitting up in my brother's bed as well. I look at him and our conversation went something like this:
Alex: Dude... I think I'm dreaming
Chad: Why do you think that?
Alex: I have braces...
Chad: Holy shit. I think you are dreaming. You haven't had braces in years!
Alex: I know! I better wake up soon.
Then the dream ended. I wake up in my room and look around as I did in my dream. Like before, it felt like any other weekday. It was still relatively dark out and my room was just as messy as I remembered leaving it. Enter: Steve Harvey.
Alex: Steve Harvey?! What are you doing here?!
Steve: You're dreaming again!
Alex: Again?!
Steve: Here's what you do if you want to figure out if you're dreaming. Next time look at the fan over there (points to a fan), and if you can watch it... Uhh... Move... Like when it turns (makes hand motion of a fan turning)...
Alex: Oscillating?
Steve: Yeah! Oscillate. If you see it oscillate, just stare at it and if you can watch it for more than a minute then you're not dreaming!
Then I really woke up and my mom yelled at me to get ready. That really happened...
-Thundalips
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2 comments:
NEKKID GRANDMA!
SO random,LOL.
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