Monday afternoon walking to lunch:
Doug: Holy crap look at that spider. It's all white. Must be an albinyo spider.
That's not a typo...
Last night:
Dad: You don't have class today? It's Tuesday.
Me: I have classes on Thursdays now... I told you three times already!
Mama: There's not point of telling him. It's like talking to a rock...
Me (to my mom): Yea... It's just like talking to you too. Every time I ask what's for dinner you never give me a straight answer. I guess there's two rocks in this family.
Mama: I'm not a rock! I AM A DIAMOND!
I need to start a Twitter for the crazy stuff my family says.
-Thundalips
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